Sunday, July 31, 2011

Satan's Sixes Sunday

Satan is in the news.

Here come some of my newspaper clippings that discuss 666 issues. My sisters contributed some of this week's material. Thanks for looking out for me, sisters!

The Los Angeles Times had a feature "Only in L. A." where odd stories from Los Angeles were shared. Occasionally they had some 666 bits.
I have two copies of the above story. One is folded so it could fit into an envelope so I'm pretty sure Karen sent it to me. I apparently saved it from my copy of the paper, too.

Here's another story, with a picture!

But enough of this frivolity, the Mark of the Beast is serious business!

From the North County Times, Saturday, March 7, 1998, the Eiffel Tower counted down the number of days until the year 2000:
I don't quite understand Jocelyn Kennedy's gratitude for not knowing the tower was marked with "666." If she had noticed the 666 she say's she wouldn't have gone to the top of the tower. How is it that this ignorance of the Mark could protect her from some horrible fate? It couldn't. Ms. Kennedy, you went to the top. Ignorance can't protect you! You are going to Hell!

Peggy sent me this article about the Beast and his number (from the Santa Fe New Mexican, 10/25/1997).
Use a Social Security Number, go to Hell!

And, just because it has "666" (but with some extra punctuation), I saved this one. It has nothing to do with the Beast. The headline is really enough to read.

That's the news from hell this week! See you next Sunday!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Turtle Tchotchke Tuesday

A silver pendant by Matthew Cirello. The stone in the turtle's back is tourmaline and the one near its tail is an opal.


Too bad I don't wear jewelry.

Monday, July 25, 2011

I guess you had to be there

Another batch of family pictures.

Mom and dad took a couple of trips to Mexico in 1969 and 1970. The second trip was with Walt and Lupe Sullins.

None of these are interesting to me. Out-of-the-way Mexico has no draw on me. I got itchy looking at the scenery. About the only picture that interested me was laundry day:
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A whole roll was not in focus.

The first 44 pictures have individual notes written on them. I wasn't interested enough to transcribe them. If anybody needs to know details about any of them, just ask.

But for completeness, here they are, all 99 of them (one slot was empty).
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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Satan's Sixes Sunday

Ding-a-ling! Satan calling!

When I got my first telephone I was in the 714 area code. The proliferation of pagers and fax machines necessitated the splitting of that area code. Orange county got to keep 714 and I got put in the new 619 area code. Cell phones became popular and there weren't enough phone numbers to keep us all in the 619 area code so it got split. San Diego got to keep that number and our phone number got moved to the new 760 area code.

Again, the 760 area code was running out of phone numbers so they were going to split it and we were going to get yet another new area code, 442. But the people who are in charge of area codes finally got convinced that we had had enough of
  • the expense and headache of notifying friends, family and clients of the new number
  • changing letterhead
  • changing advertising
  • changing decals on company cars
  • changing business cards
  • and on and on
every few years when our phone numbers changed. At the last minute they decided that the area codes 760 and 442 not be split, rather they would be overlaid. New phones would get the new area code and existing phones would keep their old area code. Sanity prevailed!

The only problem with that solution is we now have to dial 1-area code for every phone call we make even when the number is in the 760 area code. That's not a problem. It's only four extra digits.

With any luck we won't get a new area code unless we move out of the area.

It was probably back in my 619 days that I wondered where my first phone number went. I found a web site that told me where phone numbers are. I entered my original Area Code and Exchange. I printed an image of the message box that was shown:
My phone number is answered in Satan's ZIP code in the heart of Orange County, in the city of Orange itself. I'm so proud!

I'm amazed that those people haven't managed to change their ZIP code.

In 2001 I read this story:
I laughed at the notion of wanting to change phone numbers for such a silly reason.

They got their area code changed. The area code 666 is now unused.

Tijuana isn't the only city afraid of harboring the Antichrist.

The folks in Wagon Mound, New Mexico, didn't like their phone numbers. I don't know who sent me this article from the New Mexican from June 13, 1996.

Whoever sent me the article is probably the one who sent me the Wagon Mound pages torn out of a phone book.

If you click on the Wagon Mound link you'll see that some businesses chose to get the new exchange. But you'll also notice that all of the government offices have chosen to remain associated with Satan. Hmmmmm...

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Turtle Tchotchke Tuesday

A kiddie toy.

You pull the little turtle that is on the string away from the big turtle and the big turtle starts rolling forward (the only way a turtle moves!) and a music box plays. The little guy is drawn back to the big one. The feet no longer work but the music box does.

Here's a simulation of what they used to do.


I know what you'll be humming for the rest of the day!

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Satan's Sixes Sunday

People seem to think that anything that has to do with numbers is Satanic since Satan is identified with a number ("666"). Kooks are afraid of Social Security numbers. Cars' license plates are Satanic. Drivers' licenses are the mark of the beast!

What then could be more Satanic than Lotto?

The California Lotto had its first drawing on October 14, 1986. Since I knew that Lotto and Satan were in cahoots, I decided to base my numbers on Satan. To win the Big Bucks you had to correctly choose the six numbers that will drawn from the numbers 1 through 49. Order didn't matter.

I came up with a surefire scheme. The prime factorization of 666 is:

  • 2
  • 3
  • 3
  • 37
That is, 666 = 2 x 3 x 3 x 37.

There are exactly six factors of 666 that are in the range of 1 to 49. Well, seven if you count 1 but it just gets in the way and isn't a product of the prime factors. These six numbers are:
  • 2
  • 3
  • 6 (2 x 3)
  • 9 (3 x 3)
  • 18 (2 x 3 x 3)
  • 37
Those were my numbers. Sure to win since they're based on The Mark of the Beast.

I started using those number from the first Lotto drawing. Satan, like god, apparently doesn't like people to try to manipulate fate. They never won.

I didn't keep my first Lotto ticket. It didn't win so I didn't have to turn it in for my winnings but it didn't make it to my file. A later one did:
 because it has a special serial number on its back:


This ticket didn't win even though it was very Satanic.

I played Quick Picks after a while. That method lets the system choose random numbers for you. I never won big bucks that way, either.

One Quick Pick ticket had 666 in its front side serial number:

I eventually quit playing the Lotto. As they say, the lottery is a tax on those who don't understand math.

Satan's number sometimes wins:
But in cases like this a disproportionate number of people will have to share the winnings. As the article said, the odds of this number winning are 1 in 1,000 but the number of people betting on it is surely more than one in a thousand. Special numbers like this and Lotto combinations that are dates are played more often than would happen from purely random choices. So even when Satan helps you win the Lotto with such numbers you'll have to split the pot with more people than when you play winning numbers chosen at random.

You just can't rig the system.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Muchos Murphys

There's not a lot to say about this lot of pictures.

Jack, Maggie and Karen continue their trip to Lake Powell and Rainbow Bridge. Karen's got some great earrings.

Christmas 1977 is very underexposed. We have a grumpy cat.

We warp ahead to July 3, 1985, when Mom had a birthday party at work. She had an admirer.

We do the time warp again. We move ahead two more years to July 11 & 12, 1987 when the Murphys got together .

The upcoming slides do a lot more time-tripping. It will be interesting to see where we go next.

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Turtle Tchotchke Tuesday

A boot brush. But it doesn't get muddied. It just hangs around the garage. Mom gave this to us.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Satan's Sixes Sunday

In the early days of the Intertubes, before there were web forums for very specific interests, before spammers filled your inbox, there was Usenet. Usenet is a distributed, hierarchical, threaded discussion system.

One of the hierarchies that I followed was:

  • rec.* – recreation and entertainment
  • rec.humor – a free-for-all group to post jokes and funny stories
  • rec.humor.funny – a moderated group where funny (as defined by the moderator) posts (usually originally from rec.humor) are posted. This group saved you from having to hack through the non-funny stuff in rec.humor.
  • rec.humor.funny.reruns – a moderated group where a daily post was made from items in the rec.humor.funny archive.

In the early days any post that had even the faintest trace of commercialism would be flamed and repeated posters of these commercial posts were banned. Spam was born. The anti-Spam forces lost the war in groups such as rec.humor. It was impossible to find humor among all the get-rich-quick messages so I just quit reading that group.

I depended on the moderated groups for my humor.


One day this message showed up in rec.humor.funny.reruns:
(Here's a link to the post in the repository of rec.humor.funny.)

One of the numbers of the beast, "Route 666 - Highway of the Beast," has been discussed before.

I thought I had an illustration for "668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast." Ronald Reagan, well, Nancy, didn't want to be the Beast, they wanted just to be the next-door neighbors. So they changed the address of the house they bought after Reagan's terms were over. I thought I had a clipping of the story. Shoot!

Speaking of rec.humor, I posted some jokes there. On the morning of October 1, 1987, the Whittier Narrows earthquake struck the Los Angeles area. Before we knew how bad it was I posted something like the following:
Subject: Old joke, new application
Body: I've heard the earthquake in East LA did 50 million dollars of improvements.
(The old joke I heard involved some disaster in Española.)

A day later the slightly reworded joke was posted again on rec.humor with the subject "L. A. Earthquake." A few days later it made its appearance on rec.humor.funny with its new title (the link is to Google Groups' record of it on rec.humor.funny.reruns...I can't find it in the official archive). I made the big time but without attribution. 


Thursday, July 7, 2011

Big Brother, Part 2

Earlier this year I posted a picture to Facebook where I said "Big Brother is Watching My Neighborhood Today." It was a picture of a Google Street View car parked in the lot where I had gone for groceries.


For the comfort and convenience of my non-Facebook friends, here's the picture:
Big Brother is Watching
For some reason, I looked at their Street View of that parking lot today.

Well, lookie there!, there's my car (the white Prius)! You can see the little Apple sticker on the rear window.

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And here it is from the front as the Street View Car is leaving the lot.

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I did a crappy job of parking.

I'm famous!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

More Travels with Karen

Last time, we saw Karen and Jack on a trip to see three of his sisters. They continue their trip in this installment. They visit Herbie and see sights in the Los Angeles area.

I have a poor memory. I was living in the L. A. area at the time but I have no memory of this visit. Maybe Karen can tell me if they saw me. Somehow I think not. I'm not in any of the pictures.

They saw:
We have the family Christmas again. It doesn't seem to be quite the extravaganza of earlier years. Mom got something very romantic! Jack really embraced the CB radio craze. He gave each of us our own radio. Poss was this year's lucky recipient. Mine came years later and never worked, not that I cared.

We see another of Jack's Red Periods. It starts in Kiowa.

Karen and Jack take Mom and hit the road again. They see Lake Powell with a stop at the Four Corners Monument.

Lake Powell was my introduction to environmentalism. My sophomore year Social Studies class had a semester where we studied environmental issues. It started with Mrs. Bolsterli showing us two movies. The first was a beautifully produced Sierra Club movie that showed us the beauty and grandeur of Glen Canyon before it was flooded. Then, without comment, we saw a movie made by the Bureau of Reclamation that showed us the glories of hard-working men, heavy equipment and concrete. They built a dam that controlled the river and formed a lake that gave us a beautiful recreation area, irrigation and flood control. Discuss (or was it "disgusting!"?). I've never been there.

Turtle Tchotchke Tuesday

Over the years we've gotten a lot of turtles that are no longer on display. These are languishing in the garage in a box marked "Turtles."


Some of them are kind of nice.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Satan's Sixes Sunday

Last week I told you about our drive down the Devil's Highway. Unfortunately, my car didn't carry the mark of the beast. Each time I buy a new car I wait on pins and needles for my license plate to arrive hoping that its numbers will be "666." It hasn't happened yet. I need to buy more cars.

Long ago, I went to California's DMV web site to see about a special license plate. I once saw a little pickup truck on the freeway with the California license plate that was simply "666." So they apparently didn't have trouble issuing plates with that number. At the time the license plates being issued were still starting with the number 2 or 3. The plate I was thinking would be cool would look like a normal plate:
They couldn't issue it because it was a plate configured as one in the normal sequence. I wonder if the person who eventually got it kept it. I would have died and gone to heaven hell. I'm not really a fan of personalized license plates. They're usually:

  • Way too clever
  • Way too phonetic: "CME2P" on a urologist's car
  • Way to "what's the point?": "JAG XK 37" on a Jaguar XK..."37" because he was the 38th person to come up with that clever idea
  • Way too possessive: "RD CR 4ME"
  • Way too cryptic: "TEOATIB" This was a friend's plate. I finally found out what it meant. It turns out that Jerry helped come up with it. It's the initials of "The Essence Of All That Is Butch." To add to the crypticness: he isn't butch.
  • Way too combining of the above
  • And on and on
Wait, where was I?

Oh, yes, 666 license plates.

I haven't been assigned any yet. And at the rate I buy cars I have about a 50-50 chance of scoring one in the next 5000 years.

But Peggy has come to my rescue. Along with the highway sign, she gave me a used license plate. It hangs in the garage next to my highway sign.
It's not as cool as having a plate randomly sent to me by the DMV but it's cool nonetheless. Thanks, Peggy!

Since we're on the subject of licenses with "666" in them...

Twenty-some years ago Peggy's main squeeze was working at the Santa Fe animal shelter. This is where you went to get your pets' licenses. Since I was such a good boy she lifted this one and gave it to me.
If I had a dog I'd name it Cerberus. I have his license ready. And it's expired. He'd be living a life of crime!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Travels with Karen

Picture time again!

Karen became quite the traveler in the mid-1970s. She had been to Emporia and now finishes the trip to Washington, DC, that she started in the last batch of pictures.

In this batch of pictures that takes us from April, 1975, to Summer, 1976, we'll see:
  • More of Karen's trip to Gettysburg and DC
  • A deep snow
  • Bobbie's graduation from college
  • Christmas, 1975. I can't make out any of the presents I got. I suggested last time that one of the reasons we had no Christmas orgies in 1973 and 1974 might be because we were getting too old for that sort of stuff. I was wrong. It was just the Ewwww-dena factor. She's gone and Christmas is back to normal. It looks like Sandy Klaus gave mom her first microwave oven this year.
  • Karen and Jack visited two of his sisters. I've never met Tuck. She and Jack seemed not to exist to each other (see "Sister's Selfish Coat") until their mother died. It looks like Tuck's family loves plaid. If it weren't for Karen, Jack and Tuck's normal clothes I think we would have an "Awkward Family Photos" candidate here.
  • They then traveled to Wyoming...
  • to see Nene.
  • Karen and Jack took another trip in the Summer of 1976 to see his uncle Floyd and Margaret. If Jack had been wearing this outfit back there with Tuck, that would have made the photo truly awkward.
  • They went south to see another of Jack's sisters, Herbie.
Karen sure did get around.